Two episodes
Aired between 1st March 1982 and 2nd March 1982
Written by Terence Dudley
Produced by John Nathan-Turner
Directed by Ron Jones
Synopsis
Things look a little bit suspicious when the TARDIS randomly takes its passengers to a train station in England, 1925 and a chauffeur is actually expecting them. They are invited by him to go to a cricket match run by his employer, Lord Charles Cranleigh.
The group all go there and the Doctor plays along, taking his role in the match and causing his team to win.
It turns out that Lord Cranleigh has been expecting A doctor, not THE Doctor - a friend of his passed on the invite to this doctor to come and play to help them out. Nevertheless, the Doctor fools Cranleigh and gets them all invited back to Cranleigh hall for a spot of tea.
Meanwhile, a man in bonds manages to escape and he kills a servant in what looks like a manor house.
Once at the hall, the Doctor meets Lady Cranleigh - Lord Cranleighs mother, and to everyone's surprise, Lord Cranleigh's fiance, Ann Talbot, looks exactly like Nyssa.
It turns out that Ann was originally betrothed to Charles' brother, George Cranleigh, but he went missing as he went up the Orinocoe river, looking for the elusive Black Orchid, one of which is actually in the hall itself.
Lord Cranleigh is giddy from winning the cricket match and proposes they all have a fancy dress tea party. The Doctor and co all agree and go off to guest rooms to get changed.
Ann suggests to Nyssa that they both wear the same costume as a bit of fun to confuse people and together with Tegan and Adric, they go off to the party. The Doctor meanwhile is freshening up when a mysterious figure enters from a secret passage.
The figure hides and when the Doctor finds the entryway, he is locked in and the mysterious man steals the Doctor's costume.
The party is full of hi-jinx with Adric stuffing his face and Tegan and Nyssa dancing the Charleston,
but Lady Cranleigh is met by an Indian man who explains that someone has escaped. They go off to search the house and come across the Doctor who's found the dead body of the servant stuffed in a cupboard.
Lady Cranleigh convinces the Doctor not to spoil the party and he goes off to get changed.
Meanwhile, things turn nasty when the Harlequin that was supposed to be the Doctor, tries to abduct Ann.
A butler tries to stop him and gets killed for his efforts.
Ann faints and the figure takes her away and secretly returns the costume to the Doctor's room.
When Ann awakes, she panics and legs it straight to the door. Lady Cranleigh and the Indian - Latoni find her and whisk her away downstairs, finding the mysterious man - a hideously disfigured human man, hiding in the corner.
The Doctor cheerfully comes downstairs and is arrested thanks to Ann's accusations. Lady Cranleigh refuses to confess and he's carted away to the Police Station.
The Doctor eventually finds the TARDIS at the Police Station and convinces the bobby's to come on-board, confessing that he's a Time Lord. They're all aghast and understand that he is what he says he is. They all go back to Cranleigh Hall and find that George Cranleigh is actually alive and well and he's kidnapped Nyssa now, believing she's Ann.
The Doctor goes onto the roof to talk him down as the building is set on fire. He manages to convince him to let her go but George falls to his death.
The TARDIS crew stay in the area for a few days to attend the funeral and then are allowed to go on their way back into time and space.
Trivia
- The most obvious point to make is that this is the first story since The Highlanders in 1964 not to have any supernatural monsters responsible for the bad stuff.
- The tea party was supposed to be set in summer, but they filmed it in October. It was freezing, rainy and the wind kept blowing things off the table. Just watch how it flaps the costumes about when the cast are stood talking.
- Peter Davison actually played cricket and they managed to capture his lucky bowl that resulted in him getting the batter out
- This is the only on-screen time that the Doctor's shown to engage in his love of cricket
Review
If you're looking for a story in Black Orchid, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. It's there, but it's almost totally irrelevant. The only real dramatic thing to happen is that a couple of people are beaten to death, then the Doctor is accused, then he goes up on a roof and watches someone fall to his death.
The total time this takes is about 15-20 minutes at most. The rest of the time is spent watching Adric stuff his face, or the Doctor show off at Cricket.
In one sense, it's a nice character piece that shows life with the TARDIS crew, and it is nice to see Tegan suddenly enjoying herself instead of moaning about Heathrow. Having said that, it's like the characters have had a temporary lobotomy and forgotten all the tension that they'd had in the last few stories.
As short as this story is, I can't imagine watching it again for a long, long time.
Rating
4 out of 10
Re-watchability Factor
3 out of 10
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