Monday, 18 June 2018

Four to Doomsday






Four episodes
Aired between 18th January 1982 and 26th January 1982

Written by Terrence Dudley
Produced by John Nathan-Turner
Directed by John Black

Synopsis

The Doctor and the TARDIS crew find themselves on a ship instead of Heathrow airport.  After exploring, they discover that it's a generation ship, belonging to a race of intelligent frog like beings known as the Urbankans. 



Of them, only the three leaders are present: Monarch, Enlightenment and Persuasion.  They claim they're four days away from visiting earth.  They supposedly visit the planet now and again and take sample people from the cultures they find there.  As a result, an ancient Greek (Bigon), a Chinese Mandarin (Lin Futu), an Aborigine and a Mayan princess all hang about on the ship.  Monarch claims that the Urbankan planet has unfortunately been destroyed, and as a result, the remainder of their race is on board the ship, going to earth to ask for a peaceful co-existence.

The Doctor and crew are questioned about current life on earth, and are treated well, being given food and drink, and subjected to each cultures entertainment.  They are surprised as well when Enlightenment and Persuasion both transform into human form, based on a sketch Tegan does of today's fashions.



It doesn't take long for the Doctor to figure out that Monarch's story doesn't add up.  Bigon tells them that actually, the Urbankan planet is destroyed because Monarch was something of a mad scientist and it was a direct result of his experiments.  He convinced the Urbankans to digitise their consciousness onto microchips that could be stored upon the ship and he reviles flesh, forcing others to do the same.  Indeed, Bigon and all the other "humans" are in fact robots.


It turns out Enlightenment and Persuasion have transformed themselves so as to weave their way amongst the humans long enough to release a poison into the air that will shrink the population of earth to minuscule proportions, thereby allowing enough room for the Urbankan people to survive.  Oh and there's a lot of stuff about him wanting to travel faster than light and meet himself coming back, but it's not really important.

This is clearly a bad outcome for humans, but Adric is convinced by Monarch that he offers fantastic things (admittedly, he just learns about turning everyone into machines and never needing to grow old or needing food and air).  Nyssa protests against this and nearly gets herself turned into an android right then and there.

The Doctor has to sit Adric down and give him a good talking to, but whilst this is happening, Tegan is freaking out about the potential fate of earth and gets so desperate that she tries to pilot the TARDIS herself, luckily only managing to move it to a few feet outside the ship.

The Doctor is forced to float out into space to recover the TARDIS, but enlightenment and Persuasion turn up, severing his oxygen line, and leaving him floating in space.  He uses a cricket ball from his pocket, throwing it against the hull of the ship and using the ricochet to propel him to the TARDIS doors. 



He takes the TARDIS back to the ship whilst Adric manages to tear out the circuits from Enlightenment and Persuasion. 

With the help of Nyssa, they make all the androids go haywire.  They get hold of the Urbankan toxin and use it to shrink Monarch. 

They return the androids to normal, and give the ship over to Bigon, who intends to pilot it somewhere far away from earth and start afresh.

Trivia


  • This was the first story to be filmed in Peter Davison's run. 
  • The Chinese men who danced inside the Dragon were from a local restaurant that the production team frequented
  • Nyssa was supposed to be killed off in this one, but Peter Davison asked for her to not be - she falls unconscious at the end so as to buy some time enough for them to negotiate her contract.  See also the next story

The Review

I remember not really liking this story the first time I watched it.  I can't remember exactly why, but I do have the prevailing sense of boredom when I think of it.

Having watched it again, there's certainly some of that in play, but not as much as you'd think.  It's alright for the first two episodes whilst ever there's a mystery about it.  Once that's out of the way though, things seriously go downhill. 

The way this story's approached is very old-school, with some episode guides claiming that it was a 60's style story filmed in the 80's.  This is probably true, and would feel a lot more at home with William Hartnell or Patrick Troughton wandering around the ship.  So much so in fact, that the story feels shoe horned into place and it causes the Doctor and Adric to change their characters quite dramatically in order to fit it in (Peter Davison was finding his feet and deciding how his Doctor would be played, but still..). 

With the exception of the ultra annoying version of him in Full Circle itself, Adric had been a halfway decent character up until now, shining most in The Keeper of Traken when he had room to spread his wings.  Now he turns into a brattish, chauvinistic little twerp who willingly sides with the bad guys and has to be re-educated despite his immense intellect. From this point on, I don't think we ever see Adric in the same light again, as he retains some of these qualities throughout the rest of the stories he's in, and it's a big shame.

On the whole, it's essentially a Cyberman story, but dragged out for four episodes, and it totally lacks any sense of menace about it that the Cybermen would have brought with them.  There's a lot of stuff we've got to take on faith, like how come the Doctor suddenly can't fly the TARDIS again when he managed it perfectly in Logopolis, or how come he gives Tegan a spare key, but everyone can seemingly pop in and out of the TARDIS (except Monarch for some reason).

I can't find any redeeming features of this story worthy of a re-watch in the next decade.  It's been done before in older Cybermen stories, and it's been done better, I mean, Earthshock is even in the same season as this....

Rating

5 out of 10


Re-watchability Factor

2 out of 10

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Sunday, 10 June 2018

Castrovalva





Four episodes
aired between 4th January 1982 and 12th January 1982

Written by Christopher H Bidmead
Produced by John Nathan-Turner
Directed by Fiona Cumming

Synopsis

Trying to rescue a newly regenerated Doctor, the TARDIS crew leg it across the field, pursued by the Pharos Project security.


They are arrested, but the feisty Tegan hijacks an ambulance and loading the Doctor inside, they scoot off to the TARDIS.


Unfortunately, Adric is captured again by one of the guards and left behind.

As he is being restrained, the Master's TARDIS returns, killing / stunning the guards but leaves Adric alone.  Tegan and Nyssa go back for the boy and usher Adric into the TARDIS.

Whilst Nyssa and Tegan try their best to figure out the controls, the Doctor wanders off into the bowels of the TARDIS and Adric follows, suspiciously silent.


The Doctor is looking for the Zero Room, a place of tranquillity cut of from the universe where he can get his head together, He is rather erratic and adopts aspects of his past personalities on the way.  He eventually finds a mirror, and some new clothes (from a cricket changing room within the TARDIS) whilst he's at it.


Adric whilst he follows the Doctor for a bit, eventually goes off and messes with the TARDIS mechanics, sending it back in time to "event one" (the big bang?).  Nyssa and Tegan think they've found ways to get the TARDIS moving but soon (with the Doctor's help) find out that the TARDIS has been locked onto this devastating course and they will be burned to death.


Adric meanwhile is revealed to have been in the Master's TARDIS all along, trapped in some kind of web structure.


Through the use of block transfer computation (see Logopolis), the Master has been able to create a doppelganger to go and mess the systems up.  Once the Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan have found a way out of their predicament (by jettisoning 25% of the TARDIS interior including the zero room), the Master takes control of the Doctor's TARDIS and makes them believe they are flying it to a place called Castrovalva.  The girls believe they are going there because it's incredibly primitive and simple, just the place to get the Doctor's head together.


They arrive in a great forest on the planet and construct a portable zero cabinet out of the doors to the zero room.


They hike it around the area, looking for Castrovalva, and eventually find it - it's a castle on top of a cliff.  They go back to the cabinet that they had to temporarily hide but the Doctor is gone.  He's wandered off again and comes into contact with the residents of Castrovalva.

In the city, he meets Shardovan - a shady librarian, Mergrave - a master of physic, and the Portreve - the city's elder.


Tegan and Nyssa eventually catch up with the Doctor and find him terribly confused.  They set him straight on who he is and what he's doing but in the course of their stay, they begin to suspect that all's not right with Castrovalva, especially when they try to leave.  It turns out that Castrovalva is an illusion and is really a "space-time trap" that looks like an impossible painting with those staircases that go in all directions (well, that's what it was supposed to look like, not like the reflections of multiple mirrors).


There's a lot of running around up and down corridors and stairs, with the doctor getting more confused because it's the opposite of the zero environment he needs.  Eventually, the Portreve is revealed to be the Master in disguise.  He stands over the zero cabinet, expecting to kill the exhausted Doctor, but realises too late that the Doctor has figured out what's going on.


Shardovan, one of the Master's own creations, ends up destroying everything by sacrificing himself, flinging himself into the web structure holding Adric.  It frees the young boy, and now the illusion is closing in on itself, the TARDIS crew manage to just get the Doctor out to safety, trapping the master within his own shrinking pocket universe.


The group make it back to the TARDIS and the Doctor pins a stick of celery to his collar, but insists he feels "splendid".



Trivia
  • This is the first showing of the fifth Doctor, but was actually the fourth story to be filmed, in order to give Peter Davison a chance to ease into the role and get used to it 
  • Davison was called up by John Nathan-Turner specifically to be offered the part.  He was stunned and couldn't answer until he was called again the next day.  
  • Davison who was well known on TV was a controversial choice because he was so young, but he said he accepted the role because he would never be believed if he started telling people "I  was once offered the role you know". Patrick Troughton saw him in the BBC car park not long after the news broke and told him to "do three years, then get out".
  • This story was written also by Christopher Bidmead as it formed part of a Master trilogy.
  • As noted in the Synopsis, this story is inspired by the confusing impossible paintings by M.C. Escher - one of which was called Castrovalva
  • This story is one of a very small amount in classic Doctor Who that has a pre-credits scene.  It follows on from Logopolis, but was shown on TV months after, so the Production team felt the need for a recap
    • This story had the landmark event of seeing Doctor Who move from the Saturday teatime slot it had enjoyed since 1963, and had been moved over to Monday and Tuesday nights. Was this a death knell?  Probably not, because the show would run on for another six or so years, but many would accuse it of greatly accelerating the decline in audience.
    • Peter Davison actually hates celery
    The Review

    Trying to unpick my own opinions to write this review, is as complicated as Castrovalva itself.  The story isn't as scientifically heavy handed as Logopolis or the rest of Bidmead's stuff, but it is full of twists and turns in its own right, ups and downs.  Let me see if I can explain what I mean.

    First off, it's got continuity - annoying to some, but I think in the case of the classic series, it's novel to see and very welcome.  Peter Davison's impressions are (with the exception of Jon Pertwee) spot on and give a nice warm feeling that the show cares what's gone before.  Indeed, the characters of Shardovan and Mergrave are performed pretty well and Castrovalva itself feels like a society in its own right that has been there for a good long time (even though it hasn't).  Contrast all of that with the questionable logic of Tegan and Nyssa's approach to TARDIS piloting and the Master's "Nyah, ha ha" - evil pontificating.

    The show is sort of split into two halves, possibly as an experiment for the new format of Monday and Tuesday nights - the first half is messing around in the Labyrinth of corridors within the TARDIS and getting away from the big bang, the second half is messing around in an old castle.  Both are alright - the first is good in terms of set design and it makes the TARDIS far more believable than the stuff we say in The Invasion of Time - it draws us in with curiosity to see just what is beyond that door in the console room.  The second half hits all the adventurous feelings we got in The Android Invasion, messing around in English countryside gives us a feeling that's familiar - that we can replicate in the school ground or in the local wood on a weekend.

    So why isn't Castrovalva one of the best stories there is?  Well, that's what I mean by it being complicated - it should be, but when I watch it, it leaves with me a feeling of tediousness.  I think the reason is that all of this set design and rich character history is all there, but it leads to...what?  What's the heart of the story?  Nothing.  It's a premise built on a quirky idea that "wouldn't it be good if we were in a castle with upside down stairs".  This denegrates the Master to being one of the worst bond villains of all time in Doctor Who (yes, he's been like it before, but his overly elaborate plans here just compound it).  It feels like the master's in it for the sake of it, and he want's to kill the Doctor but when he escapes he's just like - oh well, that's alright because it's not my main plan at all - when sending the TARDIS back to the big bang clearly WAS an intent to kill him.

    I think Castrovalva has promise, but it had a lot of squandered ideas and the budget wasn't even there to get the effects right anyway.  My advice, skip this story and watch the end of Labyrinth for a good idea for how it should have looked.

    5 out of 10

    Re-watchability Factor

    4 out of 10

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