Sunday, 12 November 2017

The Stones of Blood (The Key to Time Part 3)




4 Episodes
Aired between 28th October 1978 and 18th November 1978

Written by David Fisher
Produced by Graham Williams
Directed by Darrol Blake

Synopsis

As the Doctor and Romana retrieve the second segment of the Key to Time, the White Guardian issues a reminder to "beware the Black Guardian".  This warning prompts the Doctor to let Romana in on the whole premise, and warns her that the Black Guardian can look and sound like anything or anyone.

They put the ominous threat to one side and find the coordinates for the third segment - it's on Earth. 

Once they arrive, they find themselves in Cornwall, near a section of standing stones known as the nine travellers. 


The stones are of local interest, not only to the archaeologists Professor Amelia Rumford and her colleague, Vivien Fay;



but also to a local sect of druids that seem intent on using the stones to sacrifice animals and worship their deity, a crow god named Cailleach.

Intrigued about the sacrifices, the Doctor investigates the druids and nearly gets himself sacrificed,


whilst Romana is drawn to a cliff edge by someone who looks just like the Doctor.  Once they reunite, they discover that the myth of the moving stones is real after all, and that the stones have moved to Boscombe hall and killed the druids.  It becomes apparent that the stones are actually silicone based life forms that feed on blood and whomever is controlling them, has the third segment of the key. 

As they investigate, Romana stumbles upon the revelation that Vivien Fey is in fact behind the druid sacrifices, but she is transported into hyperspace before she can tell anyone. 


The Doctor too discovers that Vivien Fey is not human, and has been hanging around the area for 4,000 years, protecting the circle of stones.  He finds a way into a mysterious ship in hyperspace via the use of a ray gun he builds and he eventually frees Romana,


along with a set of judicial robots that are very eager to charge him with a crime and kill him.

The Doctor is forced to conduct a trial for his own life, and using his wits, manages to determine that the ship in hyperspace is a prison ship that was sent to find and bring the criminal: Cessair of Diplos to justice. 


The problem is that the justice robots have no way of knowing who Cessair is, but the Doctor helps them by getting them to read Vivien's mind as she is knocked unconscious.


The robots sentence Cessair to an eternity of imprisonment and turn her into a stone,



but not before the Doctor can retrieve the Seal of Diplos (the item she stole to warrant charges against her in the first place). 

The Doctor escapes his own punishment by banishing the robots back into hyperspace and together, he and Romana return to the TARDIS with the third segment.

Trivia


  • This is the one hundredth Doctor Who story! To mark the occasion, there was a scene proposed where Romana brings out a cake for the Doctor's 751st birthday, and gets him a present of a brand new scarf, but Graham Williams forbid it, so it was never shot.
  • The exterior shots were recorded on Video Tape, just like The Sontaran Experiment, this was purely a Director's choice
  • Tom Baker was supposed to lead Romana to the cliff edge at the end of episode 1, but he refused, stating that it would frighten the kids too much
  • In the outdoor scenes, the voice for K9 was fed through a two way radio, with John Leeson talking from the confines of a nearby van.  On breaks, Tom would surprise onlookers by doing the Times Crossword as he always did, but in partnership with his trusty robot dog, who's voice remained in character during the process!
  • It was around this time that Mary Tamm started to become weary of the role of Romana.  What at the start promised to be an interesting foil for the Doctor had been diluted down to a run-of-the-mill companion who asked questions that should be obvious to her and was frequently locked up, left behind or put into perilous situations (this story being a definite case in point).


The Review

Given that this is Doctor Who's 100th story, it seems fitting that we get a yarn that is in the groove of what made it so popular in the late seventies: gothic horror.  Believe it or not, this is the last almost-gothic story of Doctor Who (at least until 1988 if you count Ghostlight).

The story begins well, setting up some decidedly creepy threads of sacrifice, and dark pagan gods on the moors of England.  Professor Amelia Rumford looks like a good stand in for Mr Scarman from Pyramids of Mars, and all seems to be going well...but... a lot of these story lines are totally abandoned in favour of something far less exciting or interesting.

As early as the end of episode 2, we are thrust into a totally new premise of a secret prison ship in hyperspace, and an alien convict. Aside from the ship itself, the effects are pretty awful, enough for you to find it hard to suspend your disbelief.  For example, there's a reason why monsters are humanoid looking (beyond people fitting into the costumes).  It's because we need something to identify.  Even in the works of HP Lovecraft, monsters have identifiable features such as tentacles, eyes and mouths. The reviews I have read for this episode have speculated that even with a million pound budget, and Stanley Kubric directing this story, he would be very hard pressed to make the stones scary at all.  And with the exception of the small cut scene of some campers getting killed, I have to agree.  The stones look cumbersome and there's nothing identifiable as scary about them. They look like the polystyrene they are.  And it doesn't get better with Vivien Fay either. 

Despite the flaws, I want to like this story, but there's too many obstacles to me doing that.  Even if you put the effects aside (which I generally do), the warning from the Guardian is redundant (it could be the Black Guardian that pushed Romana off the cliff, but the story makes it out like it was Vivien Fay instead), and there's no reasoning as to why an escaped convict such as herself would stick around in the area of the stones when she could tootle off anywhere in the world and be scott free.  She's been there for 4,000 years.  She could have shaped nations, ruled empires...but she decides to look after a bunch of stones instead.

This story has much to lament, because the threads it set up could have lead to one of the better gothic stories in the entire run of Doctor Who, but as it is, it feels like two half stories, bungled together, purely as a backdrop for Tom Baker to be larking about shouting at K9 and having Mary Tamm ask all the dumb companion questions.  It could have been great, but instead it's "meh" at best.

Rating

5 out of 10

Rewatchability Factor

5 out of 10

Watch this if you liked...


  • Any of the Trial of a Time Lord stories
  • The Pandorica Opens (Doctor Who, Series 5)


Friday, 10 November 2017

The Pirate Planet (Key to Time Part 2)



4 Episodes
Aired between 30th September 1978 and 21st October 1978

Written by Douglas Adams
Produced by Graham Williams
Directed by Pennant Roberts

Synopsis

The Doctor and Romana are looking for the second segment of the key to time.  Using their trusty detector, they discover that the segment is on the desolate planet of Calufrax, but when they travel there, they inexplicably find themselves on a different planet.


The TARDIS dematerialises with some difficulty, and the Doctor finds that they're in the city of a planet called Zanak.  This city happens to have incredibly rare or valuable minerals just abandoned on the footpaths, a by-product of the "new golden age of prosperity" that the Captain, the city's leader declares.


The Doctor and Romana begin investigating, and soon discover that the Captain is a cyborg pirate captain that runs the planet from a large control tower known as the "Bridge" .


From this bridge, the Captain can teleport the planet across the universe and swallow other planets, mining their surfaces from within the core of Zanak.  The people are mostly ignorant of this, except for a small bunch of awakened telepaths known as the Mentiads.


The Doctor and Romana try to help these telepaths stop the Captain, and in doing so, learn that the true evil on this planet isn't the Captain, but his trusty nurse, who is a projection of a former evil queen of Zanak known as Xanxia,


 Her real body is trapped in a time bending field that slows down the last seconds of her life, making her effectively immortal.


Finally, the heroes work with the Mentiads to stop Zanak from materialising around Earth, and convince the Captain to try and stop Xanxia.  Whilst he fails and is killed by the evil queen, his sacrifice does allow the group to blow up the bridge and destroy her.

In the end, it turns out that the second segment of the Key to Time is the actual planet of Calufrax.  It is recovered from being shot off into the time vortex when the bridge was destroyed, and the Doctor and Romana can go on their way.

Trivia


  • Okay, let's do the most obvious.  Douglas Adams is perhaps best known for Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.  The story began originally as a radio play.  Adams managed to sell the story to the BBC in the middle of writing this story, and worked on both things at the same time.
  • This was his first involvement in the show, and his original plot was far more complicated than what was shown
  • As noted in The Ribos Operation, Tom Baker had a very obvious cut on his lip from a dog bite.  The scene where he bangs his lip on the console was put in to explain that.  You wouldn't have known otherwise, would you?
  • Something you might not know, is that following Tom Baker's failed side project to get a movie - Doctor Who and Scratchman, he actually worked on another idea with Douglas Adams.  Tom loved Cricket and he was a Team Captain of a local side, and the plans were to bring the sport into the story in a big way (see all of the Fifth Doctor's episodes).  This new story was to be called Doctor Who and the Krikketmen.  Just as well it didn't get made
  • Douglas Adams had some eccentric things that he "liked".  One was a love of towels, which made it into Hitchhikers, but another was Parrots, as can be seen by the Polyphase Avitron


The Review
One of the great things about Tom Baker's run on Doctor Who is his sense of humour.  The timing that Tom Baker has is impeccable, and that is an aspect that can be exploited in great ways by a comedy genius such as Douglas Adams.

The Pirate Planet is therefore a conundrum for me, because many fans love this particular story, but when I look at it, one of the only reason I can see to like it is the humour.  I mentioned in the previous story that Tom had been hanging out a bit with Eric Morecambe, and the feel of that style of humour has been taken by Douglas Adams and propelled to stratospheric levels.  There's nothing wrong with that, as some of the jokes and one liners are genuinely very funny, but it comes at the expense of the drama.

The premise of the story is interesting enough, with a mystery of a missing planet being presented in a unique way.  But any question posed is quickly overshadowed by the relationship between the Doctor and Romana, and the obnoxious threats banded about by the Captain.

Everything here is over the top, the squabbles, the jokes, the pirate themed death threats, the robots in the shape of exotic birds.  It's practically melodrama, but done in such a way that we really don't care about anyone in it. Case in point, by episode four, Douglas Adams has to resort to threatening Earth as a last desperate bid to make us feel something.

I think this story is one of the saddest ones to be made, because it has so much potential, but because of the style of the writer, characters and plot are diluted down to obvious, predictable elements that grow tiresome and irritating.  I would hardly be surprised if a few immature fart gags were thrown in for good measure.  Almost everyone laughs and enjoys toilet humour, but it's no good if you go into this looking for a good piece of family drama.

Rating
4 out of 10

Rewatchability Factor

3 out of 10

Watch this if you liked...


  • The Mysterious Planet