Wednesday, 30 December 2015

The Great Pilgrimage - One Year On



And so, from Christmas Day 2014, when I received the first box set of missing adventures, to Christmas 2015, this completes the first year of my pilgrimage to watch every episode of Doctor Who sequentially.

In the past 365 days, I have successfully manage to watch eight full seasons of the show, that's eight years of Doctor Who crammed into just one.  Given that the early seasons had significantly more stories to a season, if we take a standard to be five shows per season, that's more like twelve years of Doctor Who crammed into a single year.  No wonder I feel exhausted!

So, in this time, what have I learned?

Reflections

Well, the most important lesson is not to walk into a strangers Police Box.

Beyond that, I noticed that for the first month or so, I was engrossed in this new crusade.  Everything was exciting and new.  I'd seen the first three stories before, many times, but by truly analyzing them, they opened up new ways of watching them and I found myself captivated.


This feeling was heightened as I worked my way onto the missing episodes, many of which I hadn't seen or heard before.  It was like I was privileged to be getting a look into the past, hearing things long forgotten.  In other words, it was great!


It wasn't long before I'd burned my way through the first season and began working my way into the second.  My interests started to wane by the time I reached The Web Planet, mainly because I knew I'd have to use some endurance to get through it, but no matter, I was going to get to see an all new story next: the Crusade!

Imagine my surprise then when things started to go seriously downhill.  The production team spearheaded by Verity Lambert had lost some impetus and had gotten a little bit complacent, dragging back the Daleks time and again just to keep the ratings up.  I knew I could get out of the slump but I had no idea how long I would have to endure it.  Lucky for me, Season three brought back a new gritty edge for me to enjoy and become captivated in again.



That lasted until Innes Lloyd took over and everything went safe for a long, long time.  Indeed, the stories did get to feel like a sausage factory and with the odd exception, never really recovered for me until the show got a significant reboot with the War Games.  That show taught me how I could watch ten episodes and make me feel that no time had past.


During the first run of Jon Pertwee's incarnation, the formulaic nature of the show returned, but it wasn't entirely without merit and it wasn't entirely the fault of Barry Letts.  They were stranded with the shows premise and had to make the best of what they were given, and you know, they bloody well did a good job of it.



Favourite so far



The Web of Fear

There are more than one Doctor Who stories in the first eight seasons that have one or two outstanding episodes such as: the Aztecs, Marco Polo, the Faceless Ones, Spearhead from Space, The Daleks' Master Plan, and the Daemons to name just a few.  But, the Web of Fear more than any other to date has a level of consistency absent from the others.  There are downsides to the story, of course there is, but the scenery, the acting, the premise....it all adds up to something special and in 1967, something very real and close and terrifying for the young audience.

Memorable moments


  • First appearance of the Daleks
  • The Doctor outwitting the prison guard in the Reign of Terror
  • The Dalek emerging from the Thames
  • The death of Katarina and Sara Kingdom
  • The Cybermen walking across the moon
  • Jamie, Ben and the Doctor pulling faces in the photobooth at Gatwick
  • The Yeti in the underground
  • Mr Quill and his terrifying gas
  • The Cybermen on the steps of St Paul's 
  • The arrival of the Time Lords
  • Shop window dummies coming to life
  • A plague spreading across Marlybone Station
  • Tiny troll dolls strangulating people


Things best forgotten


  • Susan messing around with scissors for no apparent reason
  • The squeezy bottle submarines of the Voord
  • The Zarbi and all their mates
  • The entirety of the Crusade
  • The Chumblies
  • Messing about on a silent film studio for no apparent reason
  • Anything the Meddling Monk does in Egypt
  • The entirety of the Celestial Toymaker
  • The voices of the Mondasian Cybermen
  • The silly silly Daleks who give the Doctor a ride on their "train"
  • Tobermans fight with the Cyber Controller
  • The Quarks and the Dulcians
  • The Primords
  • Killer daffodils
  • The scene where the Master shrinks someone to death and then puts them in a lunchbox
  • The bit where the Keller Machine teleports
  • Pigbin Josh
  • The IMC mining robot and its attack on the colonists
  • Bok
  • Most of the Daemons past episode 2


Most looking forward to

If I aim to watch at least another eight years worth of Doctor Who in 2016, then I'm most looking forward to seeing:

  • The Sea Devils
  • Planet of the Daleks
  • Invasion of the Dinosaurs
  • The Ark in Space
  • Genesis of the Daleks
  • Pyramids of Mars
  • The Seeds of Doom
  • The Robots of Death
  • The Talons of Weng Chiang
  • The Horror of Fang Rock
  • Image of the Fendahl
  • The Ribos Operation
  • The Stones of Blood


The Dǣmons




5 episodes
Aired between 22nd May 1971 and 19th June 1971

Written by: Guy Leopold
Produced by: Barry Letts
Directed by: Christopher Barry


Synopsis

It was a dark and stormy night in the picturesque English village known as Devil's End,  Jim, a local resident, makes his way out of the pub with his trusty dog and braves the storm.  The dog goes banana's and slips its lead, running into the old church graveyard.  Jim calls after the dog and grows increasingly frightened when he hears it yelp and go silent.  He goes into the graveyard and becomes terrified at some sort of unseen horror he meets there.

What has all this got to do with anything?  Well, elsewhere in the village is an ancient burial mound dating back to the Bronze Age, known as the Devil's hump.  Lots of local suspicions and folklore surround the hump, but Professor Horner, a famous archaeologist, is willing to disregard all of that as he plans to open the tomb.  BBC Three are covering the story and in an interview with him, the no nonsense Professor Horner explains that the tomb is believed to contain treasures buried with the body of a great warrior chieftan.


The Professor intends to open the tomb live on TV at midnight on April 30th, which just so happens to be the pinnacle of the pagan festival of Beltane.

Over at the UNIT garage, the Doctor argues with Jo about the nature of magic and the significance of the dawning of the age of Aquarius.  By secretly controlling Bessie with a remote control, he proves to Jo that anything that looks like magic can be explained by science.  Captain Yates calls and invites them to watch the televised interviews around Devil's End.

From the interviews, its clear that most of the locals are wary but don't honestly believe in all the stories.  One who does however is Miss Hawthorne, a white witch who lives in the area.  On air, she tells the BBC in no uncertain terms that opening the tomb could spell doom for them all as the Dark One is near.  Needless to say, she's dismissed as a lunatic.  Even the town doctor who tended to poor dead Jim denies her allegations that the man died of fright.  He thinks its just your typical heart attack.

Seeing Miss Hawthorne on the TV, the Doctor grows very concerned and says that she's right, the dig has to be stopped!  The Doctor and Jo set off for Devil's End straight away, leaving Captain Yates and Sgt. Benton to watch TV whilst the Brigadier is wining and dining with a night at the opera.

Miss Hawthorne returns to the village, where a strong gale blows out of nowhere.  She raises her arms and begins to chant incantations, forcing the wind to die down just in time to relinquish the hold this powerful entity held over PC Groom who inexplicably picked up a rock and was about to beat her to death with it!


Perplexed with it all, Miss Hawthorne goes to see the new vicar in the village.  She's blocked in the church yard by Garvin, the verger.  She demands to speak to the old vicar, but Garvin is adamant that he left when he was taken ill.  She doesn't like the idea, but she says she'll speak to Mister Magister, the new vicar.  The new vicar turns up and it's revealed to actually be....the Master.


He tries to hypnotise Miss Hawthorne into believing nothing is wrong but she resists it, forcing him to kidnap her.

The day wanes and the Doctor and Jo are still driving around in Bessie trying to get to the village, no thanks to the mysterious wind that can change the direction of the signposts.

It's long after dark when they finally reach Devil's End.  They stop off at the local pub, the Cloven Hoof.  The Doctor short on temper and time, demands to know where the Devil's hump is.  The locals are skeptical of him when he tells them of the danger they're all in, but they do give them directions.  The Doctor thanks them and he and Jo rush off up to the dig.  One of the locals slips out of the pub and goes to tell Mister Magister about the Doctor's presence.  The vicar smiles and tells him to prepare for the ceremony.

The naughty wind plays another trick, blowing down an old tree on the road to the dig, forcing the Doctor and Jo to abandon Bessie and make their way to the Devils Hump on foot.

As the TV cameras begin rolling once more and the time of Beltane approaches, the Master enters an ancient crypt beneath his church and with a coven of thirteen cultists, he begins to chant an ancient ritual to summon Azal, the horned one.


The Doctor and Jo reach the tomb just as the ritual reaches the climax and Professor Horner breaks through into the Devil's hump.  Icy gales of wind surge from the tomb and cover the Doctor and Professor Horner, whilst in the crypt, the Master laughs in triumph and the eyes of the stone gargoyle nearby begin to burn an intense red and it animates.


The TV crew and Jo pull the bodies of the Doctor and Professor Hawthorne from the tomb entrance.  Both are presumed dead, frozen as solid as a block of ice.


Luckily, the whole thing is captured on camera, so Captain Yates and Sgt. Benton see it as they turn over from the Rugby.  They begin to make calls, trying to reach the Brigadier and get in touch with the BBC.

They take the bodies down to the Cloven Hoof, where the local Doctor pronounces them both dead, only to be shocked to find the faintest of pulses in the Doctor.  He's equally flabbergasted to discover that the man has two heartbeats.  He orders that the Doctor is taken to one of the rooms upstairs and kept as warm as possible.  Captain Yates finally gets hold of Jo, who tells him what's gone off.  He promises that he and Sgt. Benton will travel down there at first light.  Unbeknownst to the rest, the inn keeper contacts the Master and lets him know what's going on.

Back at the dig, the BBC pack up their equipment quickly and scarper, leaving the area in the capable hands of PC Groom who is shutting off the area with a wooden gate and a single keep out sign.  Once alone, he takes out his home made sandwiches and begins to keep guard over the Devil's Hump, oblivious to the bright red eyes shining out from the tomb entrance.

Jo watches over the Doctor through the night and when morning finally comes, Captain Yates and Sgt. Benton arrive at the village in a helicopter.  On their way, they discover large hoof marks burned into the ground.  Concerned, they make their way to the Cloven Hoof where they liaise with Jo.


Whilst Yates tries to get hold of the Brigadier, Benton scouts the area.  It's not long before he hears shouts from inside the church.  Investigating, he finds Miss Hawthorne locked in a box.  She tells him the vicar, Mister Magister is responsible but before they can escape, Garvin turns up and they're forced to hide in the old crypt beneath the church.  As she explains more about the forces of darkness out to get them, Garvin finds them and holds them hostage with a shotgun.  Benton quickly tackles the verger and puts up a good fight but the verger gets the gun back and forces them outside.  Suddenly, a great heat wave engulfs the area and a hot gale blows towards them.  Miss Hawthorne and Benton take the chance to make their escape, leaving Garvin at the mercy of some twenty foot monstrosity that zaps him, leaving nothing left but a smoldering ball of fire.

Luckily for him, the heatwave thaws out the Doctor and he jumps out of bed shouting Eureka!  He gets dressed just in time to see Miss Hawthorne and Benton burst into the pub.  They explain that they saw the beast which Miss Hawthrone is convinced is Satan.  She said it was 30 foot tall with great powerful horns.


The Doctor doesn't believe it was Satan, and even less so when she tells him who's behind it - Mister Magister.  Jo is puzzled and the Doctor explains that Magister is the Latin name for Master.  He decides to take Jo back with him to the Devil's Hump and try to confirm his theory whilst the UNIT guys contact the Brigadier.

Sure enough, the Brigadier has already heard that Benton and Yates have commandeered one of his helicopters and he's on his way to Devil's End to give them a jolly good talking to.  The problem is that the heat wave has resulted in some kind of heat force field that has surrounded the village, cutting it off from the outside.  He can still contact them via radio however and gets a full update of the goings on in the village.


When they get to the mound, it's as the Doctor feared,  PC Groom is dead and the hoof marks lead away from it. They enter the tomb and find a small spaceship on the ground which Jo is unable to move.  The Doctor says its because it weighs 750 tons, a fact that Jo scoffs at.  As he tries to explain why it weighs so much, they are suddenly attacked by the animated gargoyle from the church crypt.
Thinking quickly, the Doctor whips out an iron trowel and wards off the creature with a verse of a strange Venusian Lullaby.


The creature cowers and flees.  The Doctor explains to the dumbfounded Jo that cold iron has been long held as a weakness of the supernatural.  He doesn't believe that of course, but the creature did.

Thwarted by his attempt to use the gargoyle known as Bok, he is forced to rely on the townsfolk to gain his power.  He goes to the village squire, Winstanley, and hypnotises him into calling a village meeting.

The Doctor and Jo head back to the cloven hoof where he begins to debate again with Miss Hawthorne whether the problem they're facing is supernatural or scientific in origin, the Doctor firmly believes the latter.


He calls the Brigadier who confirms that the heat shield is roughly dome shaped, roughly a mile high and ten miles across, with the village church at its centre.

Using a set of old slides, the Doctor demonstrates to Miss Hawthorne, Jo, Benton and Yates that the creature they saw is called a Dǣmon, an alien being that originates from the planet Dǣmos, but has visited the Earth for about 100,000 years.  He shows that they have been influencing humanity throughout history and as a result have become a part of myth.  The Minotaur, horned Egyptian gods, the devil, all are symbols of the Dǣmons.  He then tells them that the spaceship in the crypt was hundreds of feet long, but it has the ability to shrink and grow, just like its pilot.  When the ship shrank, there was a huge exchange of energy which had to be displaced, hence the heat barrier.

Miss Hawthorne is confused and wants clarification that the Doctor is suggesting that the Devil is an alien that has been guiding and influencing humanity.  The Doctor says that the Dǣmon's are an uncaring race, seeing the Earth and humanity as little more than an experiment which they may well discard if they decide it's not working.  He knows that the creature will show itself three times when summoned and at the end of that time, it can bestow great power on an individual.  he believes that the Master is aiming to bring this about.  Yates wants to storm the church, but the Dcotor says its useless as they have no weapons to deal with the thing and even if they did, it's no more than the size of a speck of dust at the moment.

Elsewhere in the village, the Master tries to convince the gathered residents to join him and share in his ultimate power by offering fealty to him.  When they naturally resist, he becomes angry and summons Bok to threaten and terrify them into slavery.


The Brigadier radios Yates and tells him they've laid on an air strike of the dome.  The Doctor says it'll do no good, and begins to ream off the instructions to make a diathermic energy exchanger instead.  The Brigadier has no idea what that is and his UNIT Technician, Sgt. Osgood, is equally baffled.  Frustrated, the Doctor agrees to drive out to the barrier and give them the instructions in person.

As he and Jo leave in Bessie, they are attacked by one of the residents who has been hypnotised to steal the UNIT helicopter and dispose of the Doctor by forcing him to drive into the heat shield.


Thanks to the Doctor's great driving skills, he swerves at the right time and saves the day.  The helicopter isn't so maneuverable and smashes into the heat shield blowing up.


Unfortunately, Jo was thrown out of the car when it swerved and she is unconscious.


Mike Yates catches up with them on a motorbike and agrees to swap vehicles, taking Jo back to the Cloven Hoof to rest and recover whilst the Doctor uses the bike.

Sgt Osgood sheepishly listens as the Doctor tells him how to make the energy exchanger.



At that point, the Master uses his coven of disciples to once again summon the Dǣmon, the great Azal.


Unexpectedly, it turns on him and forces him to cower as it approaches.  He grabs an iron candle holder and wards Azal off.


It doesn't quite work, but at least it stops the huge beast from destroying him.  The Master tries to demand that Azal bestows power onto him in return for summoning him to the Earth, but Azal bellows that he does not take orders.  He says he knows the Master is more powerful than the humans and will consider bestowing power upon him, but there is another like the Master.  Azal says that he wants to speak to them both to determine who is the more worthy.  He promises to return one more time and there the successor will be decided, or the world will be destroyed (just like they did with Atlantis).  He then disappears with another wave of heat that rushes over the village.

At the Cloven Hoof, Jo wakes up and rushes off to confront the Master.  Captain Yates discovers her intent shortly after and rushes to stop her.

Once the hapless Sgt Osgood has been drawn a diagram of the energy exchanger...


...the Doctor returns to the village, only to be cornered by a group of villagers sworn to the Master.  The villagers masquerade as maypole dancers and tie the Doctor up in the village square with the coloured ribbons.




As everyone watches, Bert, the landlord of the Cloven Hoof decries that the Doctor is a witch and demands that he be burnt at the stake as such.

Miss Hawthorne and Benton realise what's going on and come up with a plan to help the Doctor without killing anyone.  Miss Hawthrone goes out to face the mob, telling them that they are dealing with the great Quaquiquad, a powerful Wizard!  She warns them that they'd better release him unless he gets angry.  The confused Doctor plays along and upon Miss Hawthorne's suggestion, points towards a streetlamp that inexplicably shatters.  He then points towards the church weathercock that begins to spin on its own.  It turns out that Benton is using a silenced pistol to shoot at the objects the Doctor is pointing to.

The villagers are convinced and back off, but Bert is fanatical.  He tells them that they're being tricked and they should follow the Master.  He tries to ignite the bonfire at the Doctor's feet, but Benton shoots the torch out of Bert's hand.  Bert pulls a gun of his own and prepares to shoot the Doctor, but the Doctor warns him that he will summon his magic car if he doesn't watch out.


Bert scoffs at this, only to get run over by Bessie.

At the church, Captain Yates catches up with Jo.  Together, they investigate the crypt and are soon forced to hide as the Master and his Coven turn up and begin to summon Azal one last time.


Jo jumps out of hiding and tries to stop them but is caught along with Mike Yates.  The Captain is tied up and left upstairs until the ritual is finished, whilst Jo is forced to dress in a white gown and become a sacrificial gift to the Dǣmon.  The ritual is completed and Azal is summoned again.

In the Village square, the Doctor recognises the fact that Azal has been summoned once again, but tells Sgt. Benton that they're completely helpless until the Brigadier comes through the barrier with that energy exchanger.  He takes the time to speak to the confused crowd, confessing that he isn't a powerful Wizard at all, and that all the stuff people label as magic is in fact just advanced science, that includes the Master's abilities too.  Captain Yates makes it out of the church and warns the Doctor about the fate of Jo.  The Doctor grabs the radio and tells the Brigadier to start the device, now!

Over at the barrier, Osgood switches on the energy exchanger.


It struggles to cope with the energy and he warns the Brigadier that it could blow at any moment.  The Brigadier knows what's at stake and throws the power boost switch that opens a small hole in the barrier, allowing the UNIT troops to quickly pass through.

Despite Bok the gargoyle turning up to defend the church, things seem to be going well for once. Thanks to the energy exchanger draining the force field, both it and Azal begin to writhe in agony, allowing the Doctor to rush into the church crypt.  Noone else can follow however as the exchanger overloads and blows up.

As the Brigadier gets to the village square, he sees Bok and orders Jenkins, one of his troops, to fire at the creature with "five rounds rapid".


The bullets just bounce off and UNIT begin a very protracted fight with the gargoyle.


Inside the crypt, the Master implores Azal to bestow his great power on him, saying that he will rule over and guide the humans just like the Dǣmons did.  The Doctor counters this by asking Azal to leave them all alone and allow the humans a chance to develop and grow.

Azal thinks the matter over and sides with the Doctor, deciding to grant him the great power.  The Doctor adamantly refuses that power, and Azal scorns him, choosing to then give it to the Master instead.


Because he refused the gift, Azal intends to destroy the Doctor but Jo jumps in the way, proclaiming that he's a good man and that the Dǣmon should kill her instead.


This act of selflessness befuddles Azal to a point where he self destructs.  Everyone flees the crypt as he explodes, and Bok turns back into inanimate stone.


Everything is back to normal, and in all the merriment, the Master tries to make his escape.  The drawback is that he chooses to steal Bessie and drive off.  He is disappointed as the car turns itself around and brings him back to the armed UNIT guards.  He is loaded onto an army truck and taken away to prison, leaving everyone else to finish the maypole dance.  Captain Yates invites the Brigadier to join in with the dancing, but the Brigadier says he would much prefer a pint.

Trivia

  • Guy Leopold is a fictional person.  The story was actually conceived by Barry Letts as an expanded version of the audition piece he had Katy Manning perform at her interview (see the trivia section in Terror of the Autons).   The difficulty he had was that Producers were not allowed to write for their own show, as they would effectively be paying themselves.  To get around it, he approached Robert Sloman who agreed to work with him on the script.  
  • The village of Aldbourne in Wiltshire was used for Devil's End.  The entire shoot was like a convention with the lucky kids of the village getting to spend time, and obtain autographs and pics with all the cast.
  • Some of the effects were considered so good in the day, that many believed them to be real.  For example, everyone thought that the helicopter was really blown up (and so did I to be honest) when it was really an unused piece of footage from the James Bond film From Russia With Love.  The destruction of the church saw someone writing in and complaining that the production team should be chastised for damaging such a beautiful building.  Barry Letts had to write a response telling them that it was only a model.
  • Jon Pertwee began to get frustrated with Director, Christopher Barry as the shots were becoming very time consuming.  The scene where he is drawing a diagram for Sgt Osgood became so delayed that he started up the bike and drove off into the sunset in a huff!  Things between them became even more tense as Jon demanded a Sunday off to attend a cabaret related to his time in the navy lark.  This wouldn't have been so bad, but Chris Barry had been forced to miss his own sisters wedding the day before due to timescales on filming
  • It wasn't only Jon Pertwee that Christopher Barry wound up.  He had an argument with the actress who played Miss Hawthorne because he thought she should be played older and crazier.  She complained to Barry Letts who sided with her.  
  • At the point where they summon Azal for the final time, some of the incantations used are actually "Mary Had a Little Lamb" spoken backwards.  They did originally use the Lords Prayer,but the high ups in the BBC thought this was going waaaay too far and forced them to change it
  • Oh and you'd be forgiven for thinking that Sgt Osgood is played by none other than Adrian Edmonson a.k.a Vivian out of the Young Ones.  He's not, but boy do they look identical


What worked


  • The first episode is treated pretty seriously and sets everything up for a good dark story about satanic worship and ancient curses
  • The effects are actually quite decent and for the most part stand up well.  Ones of note are the helicopter explosion, the destruction of Garvin and the activation of Bok
  • The look and sound of Azal is quite good too
  • Its great to see good old Benton and Yates get a slice of the action too, although neither of them are particularly great at it - Benton even gets knocked over by the Master's cape!
  • One of the things that only come across by watching the story is how much of a good vibe this has.  It really is like reliving a party, where everyone is having a good time and reveling in their roles.


What didn't work


  • Does anyone panic when the town is covered with a heat wave and they're confronted with a demon?  No, they just go maypole dancing
  • What exactly is the madman in the helicopter going to do besides kamikaze into Bessie?  
  • Why do none of the characters try to stop the Master as soon as they hear it's him.  The Doctor says they can't stop Azal, true, but they can put a bullet in between the Master's eyes (and his cronies too) long before he can summon the thing.
  • Why does everyone maypole dance at the end when there's a significant portion of the town just revealed to be satanic cultists?!
  • Bok...bok... sigh.


Overall Feelings
I went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens over the Christmas holidays and frankly, whilst the vast majority of the collective society loved it, I was disappointed.  What has this got to do with the Dǣmons?  Not to spoil the Star Wars film, but it was a pure remake of an older film.  I came away from that feeling that lots of people give extra special compensation to the film just because it's Star Wars.  This is in essence what I also took away from the Dǣmons.

In a big way, both are good.  Episode 1 and the establishing story I would even say is brilliant.  Episode 2 with the satanic rituals is also pretty good, but from there, things start to get muddled and farcical to the point where I may as well be watching The Romans.

The show is presented as this dark look on rural life, and as such it feels like it's meant to be one of the more serious stories.  But if that's the case, I would expect serious and logical reactions from the characters in the story.  What we get are a lot of the details overlooked such as Miss Hawthorne being stuffed in a box right next to an unlocked door of the church where everyone can hear her scream.  We get the villagers deciding to do a maypole dance as the world is quite literally going to hell and nobody notices.  We get Bert the landlord telling people to burn the Doctor for being a witch whilst conversing with a White Witch and advocating reverence to the Master who has the power of the devil behind him.  And then there's the death of Azal and the fact that everyone goes back to maypole dancing whilst there's a dozen cultists hanging around the village green...

Given the above, I should find it easy to mark this story well below five and be done with it, right? No.  The problem is, this story comes as a high tide mark of UNIT involvement.  We've had a full season where every episode was filled with the whole UNIT family and the dastardly schemes of the Master.  Likewise, this story holds some of the most iconic quotable lines in the whole of Doctor Who history, and yes, apart from one or two dodgy ones, the effects are good and Azal looks pretty damn great.  This story is iconic in a lot of ways, and people who were lucky enough to see it the first time round remember it far and above others.  They just remember the good bits and give it a lot of leeway just because it is so iconic.

Rating

7 out of 10

Iconic but illogical and at times, farcical

Rewatchability Factor

9 out of 10

Worth watching again and again for the iconic scenes

Watch this if you liked...

  • Battlefield
  • The Satan Pit (Doctor Who Series 2)
  • The Wicker Man
  • Hot Fuzz
  • The Exorcist
  • The classic version of the Omen (if you want to see other links between Doctor Who and the Devil)


Consulting the Matrix

Was I unduly harsh on this story?

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Colony in Space




6 episodes
Aired between 10th April 1971 and 15th May 1971

Written by Malcolm Hulke
Produced by Barry Letts
Directed by Michael Bryant


Synopsis

On Gallifrey, home of the immortal Time Lords, the High Council discover that the renegade known as the Master has stolen some top secret plans to a doomsday weapon.  They deliberate how they are going to stop him and eventually decide to send someone expendable i.e. the Doctor to sort it out.


On Earth, the Doctor finally manages to complete his work on the dematerialisation circuit.


He goes to place it into the TARDIS and Jo Grant tells him to stop joking about now, totally disbelieving that the TARDIS is in fact a time machine.  The Doctor invites her inside the machine, where she says the good old "it's bigger on the inside" line.  They are discussing the dimensionally transcendental factors of the ship when suddenly the doors close and the time rotor begins its rise and fall indicating they're in flight!


Jo is terrified by it all, but the Doctor makes her think about the prospects of traveling the cosmos and the time vortex.  He watches the monitor as they close in on a planet that he believes to be called Uxarieus.  He knows full well that he's on this trip at the whims of the High Council, but he's prepared to go along with it just for a chance to get away from Earth.  He convinces Jo to have a cautious wander outside.

The landscape is predominantly desolate and barren.  It's odd then that Jo comes across a single flower growing out of the hard ground.  As they investigate it, a bunch of armed men take them prisoner and escort them back to their agricultural colony, led by a man called Ashe.


It turns out that the colony have been really struggling to grow anything since their arrival on this planet from an overcrowded and polluted Earth, and their ship board supplies are running dangerously low, especially because Ashe has ordered that they turn a proportion of them over to the strange green skinned natives as a peace offering.


This all piques the Doctor's curiosity as there is no reasonable explanation why the crops are failing.  Ashe agrees to put them up for the night and his daughter, Mary, makes fast friends with Jo.


During the night, an outlying farmstead owned by a colonist named Leeson is attacked by a giant reptile.  Both he and his wife are killed.

The morning comes and the Doctor and Ashe head out to investigate the Leeson farmstead, finding tell tale scratches at the scene.  The only problem is that it's illogical for a creature that size to fit through the doors without breaking them, which clearly it must have.

Back at the main colony base, a man named Norton arrives in camp, scruffy, dehydrated and full of scratches.  He claims he's from another colony many miles away and they've all been wiped out by the giant reptile.  He's the only survivor because the Uxarian primitives killed the few that made it.

The Doctor continues to investigate the Leeson farmstead as Ashe heads back.  Whilst he's on his own, he's suddenly menaced by a large robot.  It turns out the robot is controlled by a member of the Interplanetary Mining Corporation (IMC) called Caldwell.


He is surprised to see the Doctor and stops the robot, claiming that he didn't know anyone lived on the planet.  The Doctor explains the situation and Caldwell agrees to take him back to the IMC ship and explain things to the IMC Captain.


At the ship, the Doctor is asked to wait in a lounge whilst Caldwell fetches the Captain.  The Doctor agrees and waits where asked.  Caldwell goes to the command deck and demands and explanation from Captain Dent about the colonists killed.


It's revealed that IMC have been using the long arm mining robots and visual trickery to fool the colonists into believing they're being attacked by huge reptiles.  The plan was only ever to scare them off the planet, not kill them.  Dent's henchman, Morgan soberley says that he had to kill them because they were firing at him and Dent reminds Caldwell just how much of the precious ore - duralinium - is on this planet.  It's enough for them all to retire filthy rich.

Captain Dent calms Caldwell down and tells him he's dealing with it. He meets with the Doctor to get the measure of him.


It's obvious that the Doctor sees right through the IMC's intent and makes noises like he's going to oppose them.   Once out of earshot, Dent orders Morgan to drive the Doctor back to the homestead and have him meet with an "accident".

Back at the colony base, Mary explains to Jo how it's the year 2472, not 1972.  Likewise, one of the main colonists - Winton - shows the freshly recovered Norton around the base.  They call in on the chief engineer Jim who is working on the base's power generator with one of the primitives.

The Doctor and Morgan set off in one of the IMC vehicles to go back to the Leeson farmstead.  On the way they're attacked by a bunch of the primitives.  The Doctor takes care of them all with his Venusian Karate before they drive onwards.


When alone, Norton mysteriously goes back to visit Jim and the primitive, killing them both and making it look like the Primitive attacked his friend.

When Caldwell finds out what Captain Dent has ordered, he begins to protest, but Dent reinforces the idea that they're all going to be rich if they can just keep calm and quiet.


The Doctor and Morton arrive back at the farmstead, and Morton summons one of their mining robots, equipped with reptile looking hands, and sends it to kill the Doctor.


The Doctor thinks fast and overpowers Morton with Venusian Karate.  He manages to grab hold of the remote at the last minute, deactivating the killer robot.  This move allows Morton to escape and flee back to the IMC ship.


Dent in the meantime travels over to the colony base with a group of his men and meet with Ashe.  The Captain says he will send for an adjudicator to resolve their differences as both parties are claiming they're legally allowed to be on Uxarieus.  The Doctor shows up in the middle of the meeting and reveals that it was IMC using the robot to attack and kill the colonists, employing some kind of holographic projector to convince them all that it was giant lizards.  Dent naturally denies this and says they will abide by the Adjudicator's decision.

Once he's gone, the colonists debate over how things will be resolved.  Winton is adamant that the adjudicator will be bought off by IMC and they will not have a chance.  The only way they can make sure is if they can break into the ship and get proof of IMC's actions.

The Doctor goes with Ashe to try and repair the power supply.  As he works on it, Ashe tells him that Norton had been trying to sort it out.  The Doctor says with some concern that it looks like he's gone and made it worse.

Little does the Doctor know that Jo has agreed to go with Winton to get some of the proof.


On cue, Norton pulls out a secret walkie talkie and warns the IMC ship what they're up to.  Needless to say, Winton and Jo are captured.

The Doctor is angry and desperate when he finds out what Jo has done.  He plans to go after her but Captain Dent radio's the Doctor and tells him they are both prisoners for trespassing and have been attached to a bomb that he's quite prepared to blow up unless they concur with IMC and leave the planet.

Luckily, Jo had taken a course in escapology once and she's soon slipped her bonds.  Winton urges her to  run but she refuses, helping him to escape instead.


Once they're both free, an alarm signal goes off from the explosive, alerting Captain Dent to their escape.  The guard rushes in and captures Jo, shooting Winton in the shoulder as he's forced to run away.  He's pursued across the barren landscape until he runs into Caldwell who stages a fake execution.  Once Winton's pursuers have accepted the story and left, Caldwell takes Winton into his work space and fixes him up.

Caldwell helps Winton back to the colony base, but warns him that they need to leave Uxarieus or they'll end up dead at the hands of the murderous Dent and Morton.  Winton's one man who's ready for a fight however and he is certain that the only way to resolve the situation is to attack IMC head on.  The Doctor thinks this is foolish and begs with Winton to reconsider, especially as it could end up in Jo being executed.  Winton will not change his mind however, even with Ashe's pleas.

Plan B for the Doctor is to go and see Caldwell.  He convinces him to try and free Jo and warns him of the impending attack.  What they don't know however is that Jo is taken from the IMC by the primitives and led off into the wastes.

Fearful of their being a pointless slaughter, the Doctor decides if he can't change Winton's mind, then he can help him attack the IMC in a smarter way, and without informing Norton of their plans.  Together, they head off to the ship and overpower some guards, taking their uniforms.  They get to the command centre and hold Dent at gunpoint.


Caldwell demands that Jo is released, but the news arrives that Jo has been taken.  the Doctor races off to find the Uxarian's and ask them to release her, whilst Winton and the colonists search the ship for evidence.  It isn't long before the find proof that the IMC lot have been using holo transmitters of giant reptiles to fake murders of colonists.

As they discuss what they intend to do, word is received that an adjudicator has arrived on the planet.  He meets with Ashe and demands that the IMC personnel and the colonists return to the colony base for trial.  As the orders come in however, Morgan manages to overpower Winton and the tables are turned.

The Doctor finds that Jo has been taken inside a secret mountainside entrance to a great underground city.  Together, they decipher some old cave paintings and realise that there are actually different species of Uxarians living on the planet, mutations that communicate telepathically.  They also discover that the city holds some kind of giant power source and they are intended to be sacrificed, to it.  Using their wits, the Doctor and Jo quickly overpower the almost blind Uxarian elder and race out of their cell, but are eventually recaptured and taken to the main control room of the city.


Once at the control room, they are brought before the third mutated race - a shrunken fetus type creature that can talk and is some kind of guardian of the city.


The Doctor appeals to its better nature to spare them, and the Guardian agrees, but warns them that if they ever return again, they will be sacrificed.  The Doctor thanks him and they both leave.

When they head back to the Colony base, they are shocked to discover that the adjudicator is none other than the Master!


The IMC crew have threatened the colonists with a slaughter unless they keep quiet about the murders and as a result, the adjudicators vote swings in their favor.


The Doctor is angry at the Master  but is powerless to convince anyone of the Masters malicious intent, as he has absolutely no ID or travel papers, whereas the Master has forged ones that will stand up to scrutiny.

Captain Dent orders the colonists to prepare their ship to leave and takes his men away.  As everyone leaves, Winton refuses to accept the verdict and plans to raid the IMC ship once again with the aim of forcing them off the planet, but killing everyone if they have to.  Ashe disagrees and instead of violence, tries to appeal to the Adjudicator, who reckons they haven't got an argument unless there's something of historical value on the planet.  Ashe of course mentions the Uxariean primitives and their city.

As indicated, the IMC return to make sure everyone gets on the colony ship but the colonists open fire on them.  Lucky for them, Norton reveals himself as a traitor to shout a warning to the approaching IMC guards.  A big firefight ensues and as bullets fly about and everyone is distracted, the Master pulls out a pistol and says he's going to shoot the Doctor and Jo and make it look like stray bullets killed them.  Ashe turns up just at the right moment which forces the Master to hide his weapon.  The Doctor tries to call the Master's bluff by outing him as a fake adjudicator, but of course, the Master has all the (forged) paperwork to clear his name, whereas the Doctor has none.

The colonists gain the upper hand and capture the IMC guards.  The Adjudicator overturns his verdict and allows the Colonists to deal with the IMC.  They take the guards back to their ship and force all of the IMC group to leave the planet.

With no proof to out the Master, the Doctor and Jo decide to snoop around the adjudicators spaceship, finding out that it is in fact the Master's TARDIS.  They manage to get inside using the TARDIS key that the Doctor obtained when the Master first arrived on Earth (see Terror of the Autons), and narrowly avoid an alarmed trip beam.  Once inside, they discover the real adjudicators credentials.


As they leave however, Jo sets off the beam and they are stunned by a cloud of gas that shoots out at them.

On the IMC spaceship, Captain Dent receives another transmission about the real adjudicator and realises they've been duped.  As a result, the IMC ship does take off, but flies to another part of the planet, where they intend to creep back to the colonists base and kill them all.


The Master, pleased with himself for disposing of the Doctor in his TARDIS, receives a map from Ashe to the Uxariean city.  He learns however that noone save for the Doctor and Jo have ever been inside it.  The Master curses and rushes to his TARDIS, reviving the Doctor and Jo just in time.  He imprisons Jo inside a perspex chamber on his TARDIS and forces the Doctor to help him find the city but refuses to reveal why it's so important to him.


As they leave, the Doctor drops the Master's TARDIS key on the floor.

As the Doctor and Master make their way through the wastes, the IMC guards get back to the base and overpower the colonists guards.  Another gun fight breaks out but this time the IMC win through. With the colonists as prisoners, Captain Dent holds another trial and tells the colonists they must board their ship and leave.  Ashe and his daughter Mary protest, stating that the ship is so old that it will likely rupture the fuel tanks and explode on take off.  Dent doesn't care, indeed he wants that.


The Doctor and Master, although delayed by the primitives throwing boulders at their moon buggy, finally arrive at the city but are stymied again to see the door shut.

Back at the colony base, Caldwell and Morgan are ordered to search the Adjudicators spaceship.  They find the TARDIS key and get inside, totally unaware that they have tripped the alarm beam.

The Master realises what's happening and prepares to kill Jo.  The Doctor uses some more of his Karate and knocks the Master's device out of his hands.  In the ensuing scuffle, the primitives capture the Time Lords and take them into the city as prisoners.


They escape once more and find their way to the Guardian's chamber, where the Master explains that he's found out about the existence of the city from the Time Lord files he stole.  He reveals that he knows the city is actually part of a planet sized doomsday weapon that causes suns to go supernova (indeed the Crab Nebula was a result of this weapon being tested).  The controls for the weapon just so happen to be in the Guardian's chamber.


He offers the Doctor a chance to be his partner in crime, using the weapon to dominate the universe through fear.  Appalled at the prospect, the Doctor refuses.  As the Master prepares to kill the Doctor, the Guardian appears, and tells the Doctor he should not have returned,


Back at the base, Caldwell is left to free Jo, which he does.  Jo tells him what's happened and he agrees to go with her to the Uxarien city.

Elsewhere, the colonists are forced on board of their ship.  They are told they must blast off, or they will be shot if they ever try to leave their ship.  Thankfully, Winton escaped the herding and manages to take out the guard overlooking their ship.  This allows the colonists to disembark and get to safety.  Ashe, knowing that the IMC will expect the ship to take off, makes his peace with Winton and takes the colony ship into the air.


As predicted, the ship blows up, killing him.

Out in the wastes, Caldwell and Jo see the ship destroyed.  Caldwell is sad as he was the one who told the colonists the ship would be alright when he really knew it wasn't.

Back in the Uxarien city, the Master tries to make a deal with the Guardian.  The Doctor explains that the radiation and power of the doomsday weapon is what has mutated the Uxarien race and led to its decline.  The Guardian is convinced by the Doctor and once again allows the prisoners to leave.  Once they're gone, the Guardian sets the weapon to self destruct and blows up the city so none like the Master can ever gain access to it.

The Doctor and Master escape the city and find Caldwell and Jo only to be cornered by Morgan and his IMC guards.  They are saved thanks to one final shootout and punch up with Winton and the colonists.  Unfortunately, the Master manages to retreat to his TARDIS in the fray and escapes.

The IMC personnel are rounded up and all the evidence of their treachery is collated.  The colonists intend to present everything to the real Adjudicator when he arrives and Caldwell agrees to testify against them, deciding to become a colonist himself.


The Doctor congratulates them and says that the radiation from the doomsday weapon was what caused the crops to fail.  He's confident that now it's destroyed, the crops will thrive.

Together, the Doctor and Jo return to their TARDIS and travel back to Earth, mere seconds after they left.



Trivia


  • This story marks a welcome return from Bernard Kay who played Caldwell.  The last time we saw him was in monochrome when he played Saladin in the Crusade.
  • The moon buggies were obtained by Assistant Floor Manager Graeme Harper,  He saw an advert for them and talked to the company.  It turned out that they only had prototypes and agreed to loan them to the production team on the proviso that they came back immaculate.  In the event, the team lost their hefty deposit when the special effects lot rolled a polystyrene boulder filled with iron weights into one and put a great dent on the side!
  • The location filming for this story took place at the Old Baal Clay Pit in Cornwall, probably the worst place to film in the torrential rain that had plagued them since they were filming Claws of Axos.  As a result, the fight in the clay swamp with Winton was completely ad libbed just to show off a bit.
  • As well as Bernard Kay, we also get to see someone we're more used to hearing.  It is of course the ever lovable Zippy A.K.A.. Roy Skelton.  I could make you guess who he play, but I doubt you ever would.  He plays Norton, the undercover IMC agent.
  • Come to think of it, other now familiar faces pop up in this story that would later go on to be household favourites on the soap circuit.  Mary and Morgan are the two main ones.
  • Oh, and it bears mentioning that both the Doctor's and the Master's TARDIS suddenly pop in and out of the shot because Michael Bryant hadn't ever seen it done and so he thought that's how it always disappeared.  


What worked


  • The buggies when they go at full speed look quite effective


  • The distinction between three mutations of the same race.


  • The fact that the supervisor Uxarian's are nearly blind.  Totally irrelevant to the plot, but makes it feel like this is a real alien culture


  • The parallels between Caldwell and Ashe and Dent and Winton


  • Engineer Jim is hilarious



What didn't work



  • The Venusian Karate display in episode 2 was totally irrelevant


  • If Morgan drove to the farmstead to kill the Doctor, where did the robot come from and who gave it reptile hands?


  • The visual trickery of the giant reptile


  • The Master has a two minute chat with the Doctor in a back room and then tells everyone that he's carefully considered all the options


  • Even after the Doctor tells Winton that Norton is a plant, they still believe him and let him run around with guns unsupervised
  • The Guardian's sudden decision to kill himself and all his race


  • Oh and the man who acts as the Guardian leaves his real body in full sight of the cameras as he pokes his head through a hole in the throne



Overall Feelings

So, we get the first episode of Jon Pertwee's run set somewhere other than Earth.  Some reviews say that seeing as this was the first alien planet to be shot in colour, we should have been watching something as vibrant and "alien" as Spirodon (see Planet of the Daleks).  I disagree.  This story takes the expected and subverts it in a similar vein as to what Terry Nation did way back in The Daleks.   Plush alien jungles might have been good, but I think it's equally interesting to bring in blasted soggy white clayed landscape as it gives the story more gravitas and feels more realistic than many others (at least until the Guardian shows up).

Its hard to discount this story has a wild west feel to it.  The desperate situation of the colonists comes through admirably, and costume design (except for the primitives) very much helps to sell this.  In fact, the primitives themselves are not just run of the mill people in leotards.  There are three different species of Uxarians.  This gives a great back story to them and makes you genuinely feel like this is a living, breathing world we've just been cast into.

And not only that.  For once, the Master actually ups the stakes and makes things better by showing up.  And this is where we begin to discuss the shows few downsides.  It feels like two shows.  The first three episodes are all focused around the colonists and their struggles with the IMC. Some of these bits are great, but many more scenes are clumsy and by episode three, all the to and fro is frankly exhausting.  Once the Master shows up, we get to the nitty gritty of it all, but his plot is too easily resolved so they had to eek it out over three full episodes of more to and fro between now secondary characters.

Clearly this is one of the better stories to see, but could have done with a bit of a cull on the irrelevant scenes and spent more time beefing up the ending and making the Guardian's decision for suicide at least believable.

Rating

7 out of 10

The first three episodes drag a bit, episode 4 is great, and then it dips again

Rewatchability Factor

6 out of 10

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